To Be, or Not to Be, a Hypocrite.

Hypocrisy is not falling short of a noble, albeit impossible, standard.

Hypocrisy is mercilessly holding others to said impossible standard, which apparently doesn't apply to you.

Humility is not taking responsibility for nobly enforcing said standard.

Humility is being honest about said shortfall with everyone, especially yourself.

Arrogance is not the adopting of said impossible standard.

Arrogance is making yourself the impossible standard.